01 / THE FUNDER
You became the bank.
Recurring sends. Anonymous recipients. Actual receipts.
YOUR 2026. UNPACKED.
YOUR WALLET.
EXPLAIN THIS
Paste an address.
Let the wallet snitch.
PUBLIC DATA. NO WALLET CONNECTION.
WALLET CULTURE, WRAPPED.BASE + SOLANA / RECAPS
SCROLL. THE PLOT THICKENS. ↓BASE + SOLANA BETA PUBLIC-ADDRESS RECAPS
THE BAGS ✳ THE SENDS ✳ THE SIDE QUESTS ✳ EVERY WALLET HAS A ROLE ✳
01 / THE EXPERIENCE
A chart shows a price.
This reads the room.
Holder? Funder? Trader? A whole department?
Three to ten scenes. Only the ones the evidence earns.
02 / THE HOLDER
We’re judging the bags.
Holdings at the cutoff, even without a single trade.
03 / THE RECIPIENT
A sponsor entered the chat.
Recurring incoming funding. No invented relationships.
04 / THE RELAY
Bro is a layover.
Supported receipt-and-send cycles, kept separate from funding.
Illustrations use synthetic demo data.
MEET A FICTIONAL FUNDER.
You became
the bank.
Apparently.
Unpack the demo Fictional wallet. Clearly marked. Never yours by default.
DEMO DATA / BASE
012QUALIFYING SENDS↗
04RECIPIENT ADDRESSES✳
07SENDS TO WALLET A↻
Synthetic Sugar Daddy demo · 12 sends across 8 dates.
FIVE WALLETS. FIVE DIFFERENT STORIES.
Same mascot.
Different accusations.
Every example is fictional. No blockchain lookup.
SYNTHETIC DEMO
Sugar Daddy ↗
12 sends. 4 recipients. One busy Send button.
SYNTHETIC DEMO
Bag Hoarder ↗
12 holdings. Zero trades. Still a whole story.
SYNTHETIC DEMO
Sponsored ↗
A recurring source of incoming funding.
SYNTHETIC DEMO
Revolving Door ↗
Similar amounts in, then out. No generosity claim.
SYNTHETIC DEMO
The Whole Department ↗
The trading desk and the funding desk.
02 / NO COMPLICATED LORE.
Drop an address.
Meet the year.
Pick the wallet.
A public address. A network. A year.
No keys. No connection.
Unpack the plot.
Meet the role. Watch the mascot call it out.
Open the receipts behind the scenes.
Keep the good bits.
Save your recap. Choose what to share.
Hide the details you’d rather keep.
03 / YOUR TURN.
Same wallet.
New perspective.
A public Base or Solana address. A year.
Let the receipts choose the story.
Choose a network. Holdings and activity have separate coverage.
Checking network availability.
YOUR YEAR. YOUR TONE.
“Bro gave the Send button a work schedule.”
Pick your level of disrespect.
A FEW FAIR QUESTIONS.
Before you
get Bagged.
Do I need to connect a wallet?+
No connection. No signature. No token approval. Start with a public address.
Which chains can I use?+
Base and Solana have separate live beta adapters. Solana reads finalized address history and direct SOL payments; historical balances require Alchemy archive access. DEX coverage varies by chain. The named demos are synthetic.
Is my recap public?+
Your report stays out of public discovery. You choose whether to create a share link and which details go into it.
Can I hide the amounts?+
Yes. Choose the scenes, coin names, amounts and wallet identifier before sharing. Hidden fields are removed from the public snapshot.
What if the data is incomplete?+
Unknown stays unknown. Short histories get shorter recaps. Missing prices never become a made-up profit total.
Can I take it back?+
Delete your report or revoke its share links. Downloaded images and third-party copies cannot be recalled.
THE GROUP CHAT DESERVES CONTEXT.